Friday, August 15, 2008

Friday Funnies

So in light of my previous post in which I discussed the potential for self-aggrandizement that blogging might encourage(by the way, I do actually believe that blogging serves many great functions--not the least of which is the opportunity to read the insights and opinions of some really cool people who wouldn't otherwise have a platform for sharing their brilliance) I am posting a list of hopefully helpful suggestions to make Friday more fun.

I received these from my friend Laurie this morning and have selected a few of my favorites to pass along to anyone who happens upon this post:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. Watch 'em slow down!

2. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

3. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it 'In'.

4. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

5. With a Serious Expression, Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.

6. When Your Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Okay, admittedly, that last one may be a little on the mean side, but it is pretty funny. Happy Friday!


  1. These are great!

    Hope everyone is feeling better. We hope to be at church next weekend ... maybe we will see you!

  2. Sandy,
    These are so cute!! Thanks for sharing! Hope everyone is on the road to recovery!